so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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