how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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