my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She bit a glass in half.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i now understand why vodka
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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