How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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