none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
