if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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