Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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