glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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