Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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