Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
you never un-have a 4some
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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