what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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