drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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