I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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