im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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