Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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