Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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