Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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