talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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