you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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