No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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