Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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