But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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