sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
