I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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