Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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