Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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