Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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