You smell like a Billy Joel song
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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