did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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