so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
