I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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