i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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