I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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