Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
