i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
