My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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