I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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