Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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