I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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