she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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