Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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