u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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