Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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