I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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