How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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