playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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