first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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