I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What a dumb baby whore.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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