I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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