I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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