you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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