come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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