it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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