can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Damn victory sex feels great
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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